And Speaking of Hungry Breast-fed Babies, Here's a Funny Thing
I bent over to pick up my running shoe, and the large metal hook (not the little kind on normal bras, but a large peice of metal) that fastened my sports bra broke.
I can't tell you how many bras I have broken. One time, in high school, my bra snapped right in the middle of class. The middle part, in front, just broke open.
Everyone looked around because it made a loud "POP" noise, but I held really still and did not let on that I knew where the noise came from. I managed to jerry rig it between classes in the girl's bathroom.
I'm usually in the same boat as Liz. "The boob fairy ... gave it all to my sister." Breast feeding is the only time I have much to speak of.
It's hillarious to compare the vast difference in bra sizes that I own. D for pregnancy, E for breastfeeding, and my tiny little B for the deflation to come afterward.
Wow! Going from a B to a D at brestfeeding. I barely get mine to a C from a B while breastfeeding. Looks like the boob fairy skips me while breastfeeding too.
sheesh, at least you all get to be a B. i don't even get that much, i'm an A. except when breastfeeding, then i get to be a C, hurrah! to bad in order to breastfeed, you need a baby...(for those of y'all who don't know, pregnancy and me don't mix super well) liz
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are you saying you have such enormous boobies that even industrial strength nursing bras can't handle them?
I can't tell you how many bras I have broken. One time, in high school, my bra snapped right in the middle of class. The middle part, in front, just broke open.
Everyone looked around because it made a loud "POP" noise, but I held really still and did not let on that I knew where the noise came from. I managed to jerry rig it between classes in the girl's bathroom.
Aren't boobs fun?
i wouldn't know if they're fun or not. the boob fairy skipped me, and gave it all to my sister. *sigh*
liz
Count yourself blessed Liz!
I've had similar incidents girls. Oh dear! There's no way for me to get away with going bra-less. Everyone notices!
I have to buy seven new bras twice a year... They're $40 a piece. Urg!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm usually in the same boat as Liz. "The boob fairy ... gave it all to my sister." Breast feeding is the only time I have much to speak of.
It's hillarious to compare the vast difference in bra sizes that I own. D for pregnancy, E for breastfeeding, and my tiny little B for the deflation to come afterward.
Wow! Going from a B to a D at brestfeeding. I barely get mine to a C from a B while breastfeeding. Looks like the boob fairy skips me while breastfeeding too.
sheesh, at least you all get to be a B. i don't even get that much, i'm an A. except when breastfeeding, then i get to be a C, hurrah! to bad in order to breastfeed, you need a baby...(for those of y'all who don't know, pregnancy and me don't mix super well)
liz
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